I'm always hearing about how there are so many great videos on YouTube and how I should totally check them out. So being the sucker I am, I decided to spend some of my valuable time perusing the site. What I found was disturbing.
Now, not having much experience with YouTube, I did what every logical person would do first. I sorted the videos by most popular so that I could get in on what all the cool kids are watching these days. Well, apparently these "cool kids" are watching some idiot named Fred. Perhaps you are familiar with this freak. If not, the following video you are about to see may be unsettling. Viewer discretion is effing advised...
...dude...seriously? how the hell does this guy get 2+ million views? What the hell is wrong with people these days. Who thinks up these things? And, more importantly, who the hell can even watch this crap?
It seriously makes me want to start my own youtube "show". I don't see how I could make something any less entertaining. Seriosuly.
In all seriousness (editors note: need to expand vocabulary beyond seriously/serious/seriousness) though, I am pretty sick of these self-absorbed freaks who feel the need to put themselves on the internet. I hate looking at you. I hate listening to you. And I hate hearing about your stupid opinions.
At this juncture of the blog, I want to remind you to tell all your friends about my blog and pass the word around! ...............
In closing, today, this is not why blogging sucks. Today, this is why YouTube sucks.
Peace.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
BRISCO COUNTY JR!!!!!
Today I ordered the COMPLETE series of BRISCO COUNTY JR for $20!! I am so pumped because this was my favorite show ever as a kid. What kid wouldn't like this show? It's got Bruce Campbell, a guy that looks exactly like Conan O'Brien but isn't funny, and some black guy who reminded me of Bishop from XMEN! For those of you who are lame and don't know, it was a western/sci-fi. How is that even possible?!! This show made it possible and made me the person I am today. It was seriously one of the best shows ever. SO PUMPED!
In other less exciting news, I just watched the movie Vicky, Christina Barcelona. I think it was my first Woody Allen film and for some reason I found myself saying, "this is so woody allen!". Weird. Also weird is that the romantic Spaniard is also the psychotic killer in No Country for Old Men. Double weird. He was very charming and both Jenn and I found ourselves wanting to do him. jk! or am i!? I will admit I'm a little tipsy from sharing a bottle of vino; I felt it was appropriate to drink wine while watching woody allen for some reason. Also in other news, Penelope Cruz is hot.
Finally, I've decided to cheat on my hair stylist and booked a hair appointment at a totally different salon. This place got 4.5 stars out of 5 on yelp with like 150 reviews. Pretty incredible.
More to come later.
p.s. suck it luan i'm not running spell check!
In other less exciting news, I just watched the movie Vicky, Christina Barcelona. I think it was my first Woody Allen film and for some reason I found myself saying, "this is so woody allen!". Weird. Also weird is that the romantic Spaniard is also the psychotic killer in No Country for Old Men. Double weird. He was very charming and both Jenn and I found ourselves wanting to do him. jk! or am i!? I will admit I'm a little tipsy from sharing a bottle of vino; I felt it was appropriate to drink wine while watching woody allen for some reason. Also in other news, Penelope Cruz is hot.
Finally, I've decided to cheat on my hair stylist and booked a hair appointment at a totally different salon. This place got 4.5 stars out of 5 on yelp with like 150 reviews. Pretty incredible.
More to come later.
p.s. suck it luan i'm not running spell check!
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
ugh..
Definitely beginning to regret starting the blog. Takes so much effort to sign on and type crap. ughhhhhhhhhh
I'll write a bout something decent tomorrow. Blogging suckssssssssssss
I'll write a bout something decent tomorrow. Blogging suckssssssssssss
Monday, August 10, 2009
attempt #37 at starting a blog
As the title suggests, this is not my first blog. In fact, its not even my second blog. I've blogged on and off now over the past several years; each time starting a whole new identity on a whole new blog site. I probably have about 10 inactive blog accounts, just littering the web; my own carbon footprint.
Not really sure why I never stuck with it, but, as I was attempting to start up this new account, I was quickly reminded as to why blogging sucks. The first thing they make you do is think up some stupid blog name that everyone in the world will see. This is no easy feat. You see, the name of your blog sets the tone for every blog you write for the rest of your life. It is the bloggers first impression. Something simple in the bloggers world equates to something boring, and when your blog is pegged as boring, you might as well not be blogging in the first place. The way I see it people blog because they want people to hear about all the stupid stuff going on with them and they want to feel like their life is important and interesting. Well when your blog gets zero hits because of a boring title, you are quickly reminded of how insignificant and boring your life really is. And when you can't even get the crazy, opinioated blogger community to read your stupid blog, it is perhaps one of hte saddest feelings a man or woman could ever feel. I'll admit, the blogging world isn;t for everyone. It's a cold hearted, son of a bitch. But, unfortunately, blogging will be here forever because people always want to feel important. Well fuckers, this is my attempt to feel important.
The real reason I wanted to blog was so I can talk about some of the shows I've been watching and how stupid they are. But now I've been blogging for over 30 minutes and am tired and didn't even get to talk about TV and I am again reminded of why blogging sucks.
Not really sure why I never stuck with it, but, as I was attempting to start up this new account, I was quickly reminded as to why blogging sucks. The first thing they make you do is think up some stupid blog name that everyone in the world will see. This is no easy feat. You see, the name of your blog sets the tone for every blog you write for the rest of your life. It is the bloggers first impression. Something simple in the bloggers world equates to something boring, and when your blog is pegged as boring, you might as well not be blogging in the first place. The way I see it people blog because they want people to hear about all the stupid stuff going on with them and they want to feel like their life is important and interesting. Well when your blog gets zero hits because of a boring title, you are quickly reminded of how insignificant and boring your life really is. And when you can't even get the crazy, opinioated blogger community to read your stupid blog, it is perhaps one of hte saddest feelings a man or woman could ever feel. I'll admit, the blogging world isn;t for everyone. It's a cold hearted, son of a bitch. But, unfortunately, blogging will be here forever because people always want to feel important. Well fuckers, this is my attempt to feel important.
The real reason I wanted to blog was so I can talk about some of the shows I've been watching and how stupid they are. But now I've been blogging for over 30 minutes and am tired and didn't even get to talk about TV and I am again reminded of why blogging sucks.
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